The Highwayman… coming soon to Breathless Press

Posted in Excerpts, New Books with tags , , , , on February 8, 2010 by Fiona Vance

The Highwayman…

A new erotic historical novella coming Spring, 2010!

Want a quick peek inside?

It grew darker as we rode into the forest. Sunlight pierced down in shafts through the canopy of leaves. The quiet grew until the sound of the iron-banded wheels on the dirt road and the clopping of the horse hooves seemed to thunder and reverberate back from the rows of trees. Once, as I stared out into the gloom, I caught a glimpse of a stag near a moss-covered, fallen tree. It leaped away into the undergrowth, its powerful muscles flexing.

The carriage halted in a swirl of dust along a shadowy stretch of road, where the arching tree branches overhead made things dim on the forest floor. I waited, frowning, hoping it was nothing more than a tree that had fallen across our path.

“Step out of the carriage!” a voice shouted.

I snatched up the pistol and hurried to the other side of the carriage. A whip cracked. The air was rent with the shriek of a horse and the thunder of hooves. The carriage jerked forward and sent me careening into the opposite bench. The impact knocked the pistol from my hand.

More shouting. Harlan, I thought, but then the carriage lurched to a halt again, sending me crashing back into the bench I had started on. I scrambled to snatch up the pistol, feeling like a child’s ball being battered back and forth.

There was a thud and a grunt and someone fell to the carpet of leaves along the side of the road. It was Harlan. He didn’t move, and I prayed he wasn’t seriously hurt. I sat frozen, the smooth curve of the pistol heavy in my hand. If only it were loaded.

It was silent for a long moment, save for the snorting and stamping of the horses.

“Stand and deliver!” that voice shouted once again.

My heart punched hard and fast in my chest—the heart of a hare beneath the shadow of the hawk. I clutched the pistol tighter, my back against the carriage wall, trying to look between both sets of windows to see where he would appear first. I had no idea what I’d do then, with only an unloaded pistol between me and a bandit who was most certainly armed.

“Come out of the carriage! I shall not ask again!”

“I am only a woman alone,” I shouted back, cocking the flintlock on the pistol as quietly as I could. I hadn’t loaded it because I was deathly afraid of it going off accidentally, but now I could only curse myself for my caution. “You frighten me!”

Would he fall for the ego game? I kept glancing back and forth between the windows, straining to hear something. Then, the creak of saddle leather and the thump of boots on the ground. I heard his footsteps slowly approaching the carriage. An idea exploded in my head like a cannon shot. I sat down on the floor facing the carriage door, the pistol in one hand, and drew back my legs, silently cursing the spill of skirt and petticoats that only seemed to get in the way.

His large shape filled the window over the door, and I kicked out savagely with both feet. The door flew open, crashing into the highwayman and sending him flying back into the dust. I stood as quickly as I could to see my handiwork, still cursing my skirts like the devil.

The highwayman clambered to his feet. The door had knocked loose his pistol, and it lay in a drift of leaves. He made a lunge for it.

“I wouldn’t move, if I were you,” I said, aiming the empty pistol at his head.

He froze and then slowly turned toward me, his rapier still in one hand. His eyes widened a bit when he saw me, though at the pistol or the fact that I was half hanging out of my bodice from all the bouncing around in the carriage I couldn’t tell.

“Drop your sword, sir,” I said, and he did so. He seemed to collect himself, and swept off his hat with its long black plume in a courtly bow.

“My lady, forgive the intrusion.”

“What did you do to Harlan?” I could see the coachman from here, but he was still unmoving.

“He’s only stunned,” the highwayman said. “A blow to the head with the butt of my pistol. I didn’t want to shoot him.”

“That’s uncommonly kind of you.” I had the chance to look the Highwayman over. Broad shoulders in a well-cut dark coat. Tall. Blond hair tending toward long, perhaps he hadn’t seen a barber in a while. Rugged facial features, handsome indeed, but with a hardness and an edge that Edgar had never possessed. But his eyes were kind. Strange to say about a man who had just clouted my coachman and had been set on stealing my jewels, but there it was. There was no malice in his gaze, and the smile on his face was more than a little chagrined at finding himself disarmed by a lady. Kindness and more than a little bit of desire in his eyes, and danger or no, that made me want to stand and be admired.

I liked him, God help me. Only a moment ago I’d been in fear for my life, but now, seeing those eyes, and with the pistol firmly in my hands and his hands empty, I liked him. Strange how reversing a situation could instantly change one’s perceptions.

I stepped down from the carriage, keeping well away from the Highwayman all the same. I edged over to Harlan and knelt down next to him.

“Give me your word that you won’t try anything while I attend him,” I demanded.

His face grew solemn, and I thought I saw something new in his eyes. I thought it was respect, but I was far from certain. “I swear it,” he said.

That was the best I could hope for. Harlan was indeed only stunned. He’d have a nasty bruise, but his breathing was slow and steady. I stood again and raised the pistol.

“You may mount your horse and leave,” I said. “Leave your weapons behind. They will be here when we set off again.”

“I’m sorry, my lady, but I cannot.”

“I don’t make idle suggestions, sir.”

“And I don’t idly refuse the suggestion of a beautiful woman,” he said. “But alas, I must.”

We stared at one another for a long moment. He really was quite handsome. In another place, at another time….

“You will not go then?” I asked. “You would force me to shoot you?”

“I cannot leave a lady unprotected on such a dangerous road.”

My laugh was sharp, cynical. “You, sir, are the chief danger on this road.”

He took a step toward me, his smile wider than ever. “An insignificant detail.”

I backed up a step. “I prefer you to stay where you are.”

He took another step forward. “And I would prefer to kiss your hand in greeting.”

“And snatch the pistol away as well? Do you think me a fool?”

“I think you anything but a fool,” he said. “However, I give you my word that when the pistol leaves your fair hands, it will be you who sets it aside.”

I said nothing. The world would think me a fool to trust the word of a rogue and a bandit, but those eyes….

He began to walk toward me slowly, his hands raised, his eyes locked on mine. I backed up until I bumped the baseboard of the carriage, and then I turned and hurried up the steps, wildly thinking that I could hide in there and he might just go away and leave me alone.

He came to the carriage door, set his hands on the posts, and paused, staring in at me with blue eyes brimming with lust. Those eyes smoldered down my neck to the tops of my breasts, lingered there for so long that were I a blushing maid, I’d have certainly been blushing. I was half-amused, half-aroused by the desire I could see shimmering there. Possibilities began to blossom in my mind. Wicked, delightful possibilities. Denying them only seemed to make them stronger.

“I shall not hurt you,” he said softly. “You have my word.”

“The word of a Highwayman?”

“The word of a former officer and a gentleman fallen on hard times. But let’s not speak of me.” He leaned toward me. “I prefer to speak of you.”

“I—” but then he kissed me softly upon the lips. I was seated upon the velvet seat and still held the pistol pointed between us, but thought of the pistol, and every other thought and fear, fluttered out of my mind like a flock of birds taking sudden flight. His lips were warm, like sunlight on my skin.

I found myself kissing him back. Harder, more insistently. We drew the kiss out, and I was aware that I wanted him. Wanted him as strongly as I had ever wanted a man, and the devil with the consequences. Edgar flashed into my mind and right back out again, chased by an image of him in the pantry with that girl. He could not begrudge me the dalliance.

If I dared… if I dared.

I broke the kiss first, breathless, my mind swimming from the heady pleasure of the contact. He leaned back on his boot heels, crouched before me in the carriage. If anything, the desire in his eyes had grown hotter than ever. He set a hand upon my knee, and even through the layers of my skirts, my skin jumped with shock and delight. So I did what any respectable woman would’ve done. I raised the pistol into his face.

How ’bout some good old fahioned rock ‘n roll?

Posted in Uncategorized on January 24, 2010 by Fiona Vance

A friend sent this to me today… Did I ever mention I used to be a HUGE Brian Setzer fan? *fan fan fan… there, that’s cooler.* If not for the hair, then at least for the awesome Gretsch… Check out this jam from many moons ago… Stray Cats, a young Eddie Van Halen (can you say Yum?) BB King, David Gilmore, Steve Miller, Waylon Jennings, Les Paul (BOW to the master!)

If I’d known that was going on, I’d have sold my soul for a ticket…

Submission cover wins the Dirk A. Wolf Award from EPIC

Posted in Uncategorized on December 31, 2009 by Fiona Vance

Winner of the 2010 Dirk A. Wolf Honorable Mention Award for Cover Art Excellence in the category Erotica.

How cool is that?



The artist, Annie Melton, also won a 2010 Ariana Best in Category award for the Mystery/Suspense/Adventure category. You can see it on the artist’s website here: www.anniemelton.com

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas

Posted in Uncategorized on December 7, 2009 by Fiona Vance

by Fiona Vance

‘Twas the Night before Christmas and all through the house,
Not a hard drive was stirring, nor keyboard, nor mouse.

My books had been sent to the liners with care,
in hopes that the commas I’d missed would be rare.

So Pa in his flannels and I in my sweats
wrapped all the kids presents (financial regrets!).

Then what to my wondering eyes should appear
But a miniature man, holding out a green beer.

I said, “Can I help you?” He said, “Aye, indeed!
Be wishin’ a Happy St. Patty’s to me!”

His eyes, how they twinkled! He staggered, quite merry.
This guy was no elf, but a leprechaun. Scary.

I said, “Dude, you’re crazy. This isn’t St, Pat’s.”
Then Pa raised his gaze. “Who in blazes is that?”

“Tis I!” said our guest, and he drank a long draw
Of his beer, then he passed out right there on the floor.

“I hate when that happens,” Pa said with a sigh.
“At least he’s not armed. Remember Fourth of July?”

“Or Valentines Day,” I said. “That was rich.
Drunk babies in diapers with bows? What a bitch.”

“Why is it,” Pa asked, mopping pools of green beer,
“That all the drunk freaks always find their way here?”

“Who knows,” I said, “but at least it’s just beer.
Imagine if Santa had crashed his eight deer?”

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The smashing of shingles by each little hoof.

As I drew in my breath, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.

“Happy Chris—hic!” he hiccoughed and flailed on his back,
With his feet in the air, tangled up in his sack.

“Spoke too soon,” I said, then I heaved a great sigh.
“I’ll check on the deer. See if any survived.”

And then there was shaking, cold hooves on my arm,
And I opened my eyes and sat up in alarm.

“Mommy! Daddy! Wake up! It’s Christmas! He came!”
Santa Came and left presents! He came! He came!”

Pa popped out of bed. “I’ll mop it,” he mumbled.
Then off toward the sound of the children he stumbled.

I glanced at the clock. Not bad. Six-fifteen.
Last year they had wakened at three-seventeen.

But I heard Pa exclaim, ‘ere he tripped out of sight,
“Babe…were you drinking green beer here last night???”

I’m Doin’ It… Are You?

Posted in Uncategorized on October 31, 2009 by Fiona Vance

OK, I’m all signed up. Got the little sticker to prove it!

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I'm Doin' It... Are You?

 

Come do it with me, and see how long we can make it!

http://www.nanowrimo.org/

(hee-hee!) :-)

 

Fiona

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Submission” #1 Bestseller at Red Rose Publishing!

Posted in Uncategorized on June 9, 2009 by Fiona Vance

Yay!

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I get to use this cool graphic! This is cool!

Now I just hope I don’t end up on Dear Author getting flamed for writing the worst book ever.

Fiona :-)

Woohoo! Submission Debuted at #2

Posted in Uncategorized on June 4, 2009 by Fiona Vance

Submission-by-FionaVance133x200Submission is out and you can buy it here!

And the best is that it debuted at #2 on the Red Rose erotic romance best seller list!

What a thrill. Last night at midnight I checked the website.  Of course, the new releases weren’t up yet. So I went to bed pretending I didn’t care.  What a silly thing to do, anyway.  What kind of geek would stand in line all night waiting for the bookstore to open? Who did I think I was waiting for, the Rolling Stones?

Of course, tonight, on a chat with several multi-pubbed, full-time authors, I had to share the news.  And that was the first question I got  — “did you check the publisher’s site at midnight?”

I guess we all get a little giddy on the first release day.  It’s normal, I hear. And so is the fear that once people read our books, they’ll see through our little secret and find out we really can’t write.

So imagine my absolute terror when one of the best editors in the business, Georgia Woods, a senior editor at Loose Id,  went off to buy it!  Suddenly all the squeeing turned to ice-cold horror. You know, like when everyone is having a great time at the party… and then the cops show up? I can shake off the fear of being found out as a no-talent hack when it’s regular folks reading my book. But not an EXPERT in erotic romance! YIKES!

Part of me knows it’s ridiculous.  My book does not suck.  I worked hard, researched, revised, had a good editor. I should hold my head high and say, “Thanks for buying my book! I hope you like it!”

The other part of me is trying to find the first boat outta here, headed to some jungle somewhere, a boat well-stocked with Oreos and Dewars so I eat and drink myself into forgetfulness as I disappear into some dark continent far away. Somewhere they’ll never find me, and where no one will recognize me as that girl who can’t write.

Are all writers this wacked? Take the poll.

Fiona

Win Three Free Books at Our Birthday Bash!

Posted in Uncategorized on June 1, 2009 by Fiona Vance

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You’re Invited to our Birthday Bash–And You Get the Gifts!

For: Shirin Dubbin, Dabra Kayn and Fiona Vance

Why: To Celebrate the Birth of Three New Authors at Red Rose Publishing

When: Starting June 1st through Release Day, June 4th

Where: The Love Vixens Blog http://lovevixens.blogspot.com

Come join three new authors being born at Red Rose Publishing – Shirin Dubbin, Dabra Kayn and Fiona Vance! There’s free cyber cake and punch, and you can even win three free books! (What’s a birthday party without games and prizes?)

Play Pin the Line on the Book and win a free copy of each of our three new releases…

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by Debra Kayn

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by Fiona Vance

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by Shirin Dubbin






The Rules

The Party is on! Visit the Love Vixens Blog between June 1 and June 4 at noon, Pacific Time. There you’ll find a blurb for each book, an erotic Regency, a spicy contemporary, and a steamy urban fantasy. After you read them, you’ll see a line that appears in each of the books, each having something to do with the color green. Just match the line to the book! Piece of cake! Right?

Just leave your guess in the comments. Remember, we’d love for you to come back and keep this party rawk’n, so we’re going to let you make as many guesses as you want up to June 4th. Enter as many times as you like between June 1st and 4thnoon PST, when we’ll draw the winning correct answer from a birthday hat. So don’t be shy, come on by! The winner will receive a .pdf copy of three books!

Click Here to Play Now!  The Love Vixens, http://lovevixens.blogspot.com

Looking forward to seeing you there!

Fiona, Shirin, and Debra.

http://lovevixens.blogspot.com/

“Submission” shooters, anyone?

Posted in Uncategorized on May 31, 2009 by Fiona Vance

I love my boss.  How many bosses call you up on a Saturday night and say, “We’re having a drinking game. What kind of drink do you want?

I kind of babbled a moment (or five), since this isn’t the kind of question I’m used to getting from most of my previous bosses.  She asked me the title of my book, and I said “Submission.”  Fifteen seconds later, she IM’s me the recipe:

jello_shot_recipeSubmission Cocktail Recipe (Category: Shots)

Use a “In glass” for Submission drink recipe

Dissolve lime jello in a cup of boiling water. Add another cup (or more to taste) of tequila (for special occasions add slices of lime) and mix well. Chill for 2 hours in a freezer or 4 hours in a fridge. Serve in shot glasses

Ingredients :

- 1 packet lime jello

- 1 cup hot water

- 1 cup tequila

The last thing my last boss offered me was an inferiority complex by asking me to search Craigslist for her for a new person to clean her house… at $5 more per hour than she was paying me for my 20 years of marketing and business experience.

Turns out this Submission shooter is made from my favorite flavor jello, and my favorite going-out booze. The woman is a mindreader.  But I began to wonder.  The “Submission” shooter may share the name of my upcoming release, but how historical is it?

Well, it may not be an authentic Regency drink.  But check out this recipe from How to Mix Drinks, or The Bon Vivant’s Companion by Jerry Thomas, dated1862:

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Here’s to being unfit for waltzing or quadrilling after supper!

Fiona :-)

Psst… wanna buy some good seed?

Posted in Uncategorized on May 23, 2009 by Fiona Vance

So… anyone wanna sneak outta here and go pull some weeds?

I used to have a garden as a kid, next to the grown-up garden, and it always seemed so… Americana.  So wholesome.  So old-fashioned goodness.

It was a lie.  Gardens are evil.

This year, I decided I was gonna try it. I wasn’t going to do anything dangerous… you know, no corn or anything hardcore.  Just the recreational stuff.  Tomatoes and maybe some green peppers. Maybe a couple of pumpkins for the kids. They’re perfectly safe. Everyone does it.

I got my hub to turn over the ground, buy some good soil, some peat moss, build a nice little edge around it with some old 4×4’s that were laying around.  I started my tomatoes. Two kinds.  It was fun.

Peppers.  Some cabbages.  Fun, I say! Purely recreational.

Then, I saw it… and I couldn’t resist.  Broccoli.

Yellow squash.  Cucumbers.  Radishes, watermelon, strawberries, three varieties of onions…

I pulled my hand back from the rack at the garden store.  I can stop.  See? I can stop.  I did NOT buy the asparagus or the super jumbo pumpkins the size of Rhode Island.

Three weeks went by, and I didn’t touch the stuff.

Yesterday, I fell off the wagon.  I was in the grocery store, minding my own business, hand-selecting only the  healthiest, freshest produce for my family. Then I saw them.

Seeds… lots and lots of pretty paper packages of seeds. The colors were all so bright and pretty….

Zucchini, carrots, green beans, a five-variety-pack of herbs.  And multicolored peppers… red, yellow, purple, chocolate, white… And pumpkins.

I got the little cooking pumpkins.  Kids can carve a couple, I can make pies…

There’s no use pretending.  I’m caught in the web of evil gardening madness.

Off to turn over another 6×6 section of the back yard…

Fiona…

(who will be hurting in the morning…)